Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Awards, Snubs, and PSU's Rampant Awesomeness

As other, better blogs have already stated; Poz has won the Big Ten preseason player of the year. Good work you talentless freaks! I'm surprised they didn't name whoever-the-fuck is playing LB for Tosu right now!
ESPN conducted a poll to predict who the winner of the Big Ten would be this year. Surprise, surprise Penn State was not included on the list. You already know the arguments about why this is retarded so I won't get into it. I also won't get into PSU's supposed love of the conspiracy theory. For people who think Penn State fans are conspiracy nuts consider this: just because you paranoid doesn't mean everyone isn't out to get you!
What really gets me down about the poll is that Pennsylvania voted for Tosu! I mean come on PA, Pittsburgh i'm looking in your direction, vote for anybody else! Vote for Fucking Iowa...WHATEVER!! Just not those Bucknut freaks!
If you don't think Penn State girls are hot, than you clearly have not been to GirlsofHappyValley.com! (Smarter to check out at home instead of at work) In fact, you can go here (a wolverine blog, but it is important to beat them at their own game!) and vote for one of the HV girls against some other hot college chicks!

GO STATE! VOTE FOR HOT CHICKS!

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