Mascot Power Rankings

SI On Campus has put out their Mascot power rankings. PSU, as you might suspect, is not on the list despite having one of the best known and widely beloved mascots of all time; The Nittany Lion. (I know some of you disagree, but i don't care the Lion is awesome) The Lion got left of the top ten list and that is fine, misguided, but fine. I, however, will use this opportunity to make vicious sport of some of the mascots i don't like.

Now, I understand that there are plenty of other schools with mascots that suck and they will remain nameless. Not really. A Buckeye is a shitty mascot. A nut. Honestly. That is your mascot. Well, whatever.

A Wolverine may be ferocious but I have never seen a live Wolverine or an anthropomorphized version at a UM game so that is out. Heaven help us if the Trojans and the Spartans ever get matched up, it would be more confusing than watching a turd try to fight itself.

THIS IS SPARTA....OR TROY.....WHATEVER.

Somehow the Stanford Tree made this list. Not only is the Tree ridiculous but it doesn't even make sense. Even the Seminole is better than that. At least it is accurate. Racist and crappy, but accurate.
GO STATE! WE WANT THE LION!