Friday, July 25, 2008

It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time

This makes me sad and proud, but mostly jealous.

A PSU junior got rip-roaringly drunk and broke into the Lasch building Wednesday night. The police came in and found our Penn Stater wearing only jeans and a PSU football helmet, clutching a replica of last year's Alamo Bowl Trophy.

Following a night of drinking at his friend's University Terrace [editor's note - both JB and I used to live there] apartment and two downtown bars, Costenbader told police he was on his way back to his Toftrees apartment when he decided to hop the fence onto the football practice field. He told police he stripped to his boxer shorts and began running around the field, hitting tackling dummies.

[via The Collegian].

I won't lie to you, with the exception of the damage to the Lasch building, this is AWESOME. I can 100% guarantee that if there were no legal repercussions, JB and I would be out on that field tackling the shit out of those dummies while wearing nothing but jeans and football helmets. It is like someone took a page out of our collective brainspace and then acted it out.


JB said...

I'm sure we would start with the dummies but it would surely devolve into us tackling each other.

The Brewer Patriot said...

Like two rams, just slamming our helmets into each other.