Terrelle Pryor plays for Ohio State. I hate Ohio State. Therefore, I hate Terrelle Pryor. However, all of this just got a little easier. Forget what he said about PSU being "too country". That was good, this is better.
Terrelle Pryor was wearing eye-black in tribute to convicted felon Michael Vick. When asked about his ocular accouterments he defended them thusly:
"Not everybody's the perfect person in the world. I mean everyone kills people, murders people, steals from you, steals from me, whatever. I think that people need a second chance, and I've always looked up to Mike Vick, and I always will."
Ummm....what? Not only does Mr. Pryor idolize a multiple felon (not unusual for a Buckeye) but he couldn't even keep his felon-love in the family by rocking a Maurice Clarett tribute. After all, Mr. Clarett was both a Buckeye and a felon, JACKPOT! After all, everyone robs people and is a general self-absorbed jackass.
What is even worse than his absurdly poor choice of heroes is also his rambling, borderline-incoherent explanation of his Vick tribute.
Everyone kills people?? This could only be uttered by a person currently being educated at Ohio State. Clearly, public speaking and rhetoric is not on Mr. Pryor's class-list this semester. After all, the world needs basket weavers too.
I can't wait for November 7th.