Tuesday, September 08, 2009

Terrelle Pryor Sounds Mentally Handicapped

Terrelle Pryor plays for Ohio State.  I hate Ohio State.  Therefore, I hate Terrelle Pryor.  However, all of this just got a little easier.  Forget what he said about PSU being "too country".  That was good, this is better.

 Terrelle Pryor was wearing eye-black in tribute to convicted felon Michael Vick.  When asked about his ocular accouterments he defended them thusly:

"Not everybody's the perfect person in the world. I mean everyone kills people, murders people, steals from you, steals from me, whatever. I think that people need a second chance, and I've always looked up to Mike Vick, and I always will."


Ummm....what?  Not only does Mr. Pryor idolize a multiple felon (not unusual for a Buckeye) but he couldn't even keep his felon-love in the family by rocking a Maurice Clarett tribute.  After all, Mr. Clarett was both a Buckeye and a felon, JACKPOT!  After all, everyone robs people and is a general self-absorbed jackass.

What is even worse than his absurdly poor choice of heroes is also his rambling, borderline-incoherent explanation of his Vick tribute.

Everyone kills people??  This could only be uttered by a person currently being educated at Ohio State.  Clearly, public speaking and rhetoric is not on Mr. Pryor's class-list this semester.  After all, the world needs basket weavers too.

I can't wait for November 7th.

GO STATE!

5 comments:

BuckNut said...

I can't wait til November 7th either. Thats when the "mentally handicapped" quarterback comes back to that beat ass school of yours and lays a smack down.

It takes balls for Penn St Fans to talk about criminal activity. Check your archives bud; you have had multiple arrests the last 2 or 3 years. And seriously Maurice Clarett? Get some new material you bum, this blog is a joke and shouldn't be posted along side other good Penn St blogs such as Black Shoes Diaries. Jealousy is a bitch; don't be bitter because he picked Ohio State. GO BUCKS!!!

Jeremy said...

Mentally retarded is scrambling INTO your own end zone while holding the football precariously in one hand as Navy defenders swarm towards you.

"Everyone kills people...", that's what they teach in Civics 101 at tOSU.

JB said...

Bitter? Actually no. I'm very happy to have Darryl Clark representing Penn State. Clark is a thoughtful, mild-mannered kid who can string together an effective thought. You can have TP.

BuckNut, Your response is pitiful. You try to slam me for mentioning Clarett because it is old but then you want to talk about PSU players from 3 years ago? What this article is actually about is your CURRENT starting QB.

Sure, PSU players have had incidents in the past. Nobody is disputing that. What this article was actually about is your starting QB. A kid who who admittedly "loves" and will publicly defend a convicted felon. The fact that he can barely speak English is merely a hilarious way to talk about a kid who clearly has maturity issues.

Have fun defending your QB for the rest of the season.

BuckNut said...

No, I'll just wait and have fun on November 7th when Beaver Stadium is as quiet as it was in 2007. Thats when I will have my fun =-)

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