New Year, New Nicknames

Last year had some solid nicknames:

Alan Zemaitis "Touch"
Chris "The Assassin!" Harrell
Tamba "he just ate a man" Hali
Paul "is really a bear" Posluszny

But I haven't really heard any nicknames for this year's squad. Here are some suggestions that are painfully obvious but I think are entertaining:

Austin "Doghouse" Scott
Dan "The Butcher" Connor
Justin "The Once and Future" King
Derrick "The Conquerer " Williams
Tony "The Hammer" Hunt

Thats just to get the ball rolling! Bring on the suggestions!