Harry Potter

Apparently, Dan Connor and some of the other guys on the Team have taken to calling everyone's All-American, Paul Posluszny, Harry Potter. They do this to:

You know, taking him down a peg," Dan Connor said this summer about teasing his All-American teammate.

Oh man, I wonder if that is the last thing that goes through a player's mind before he gets crushed by Poz:

Miscellaneous Player: Man, he looks big. He also seems to be coming toward me at the speed of sound, but his teammates call him Harry Potter! How bad could it be?
(CRUNCH)
MP: I think he just broke my soul.

Oh man. They call him Harry Potter! That is classic!

GO STATE!