Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Poz & Levi!

SI On Campus has released its top ten players in the Big Ten and a couple of PSU guys happened to make the cut. First we see Big Bad Levi Brown roll into the countdown at #7. This is what they had to say about Levi:

The Nittany Lions return only one offensive lineman from last season. Luckily, it's Brown. The second-team All-America passed on the pros for one more season under Joe Paterno. The 6-5, 328-pound beast excels in both run and pass blocking.

Levi is, in fact, a beast. One might almost mistake him for a bear. He, much like Poz, will probably devour a man alive this year.


The second player to make the list, as one might expect, is Paul Posluszny! But where did he come in? Was it behind Ted Ginn? Troy Smith? FUCK NO! Poz was numero uno, baby! Peep what they had to say about Mr. All-American:

The final image of Posluszny last season was of his being carted off the field at the Orange Bowl after tearing up his knee. But he's back and reportedly 100 percent healthy for his senior season. As a junior he went from relative unknown to Bednarik Award winner as the nation's top defensive player. "Poz" compiled 116 tackles, including 11 for loss.

What they fail to mention is that Poz is not only 100% but he has also gained 8-10 lbs. (depending on who you listen too) Poz has also spent the majority of the summer working on his speed, reports are that Poz is actually faster now than he was last year. That is a scary thought.


Fear Poz!

2 comments:

Andy said...

I also read somewhere that Poz is, in fact, of bear-related origin. Also, his breakfast is a man, his lunch is a man, and his dinner? 2 men.

JB said...

and a child for desert.