The team they will be playing next week is definitely not a AA team, they are the best team in the country. Not only have the Fuckeyes (1)* looked very strong so far this year but also the game is in Columbus, the shittiest place on earth(2). I can’t think of the last time Penn State won in the Horse-Shoe, have they ever? I checked back to '93 and came up with nothing. It has been at least 12 years. This is not a good sign. All the thieves and criminals(3), who attend/have attended the worst educational institution ever(4), have been thinking about Herbstreit, one of their own, talking about how great the student section is in Beaver Stadium. Do you think the scarlet and gray are going to show up with bells on to show that they aren't all the dullards(5) we believe them to be? If PSU managed to climb back into the top 25 in both polls, Gameday might even show up for the festivities.
Do not take my mockery of Tosu the wrong way, they might not be able to tie their own shoes(6) but they sure can play football. Penn State has not looked great so far and they will have to play their best game so far to beat the Sweater-vested-weirdos(7) in Ohio.
(I GOTTA HAVE MORE POZ!)GO STATE! BEAT THE BUCKEYES!
* I’m going to be keeping track of the low-blows I deal the Buckeyes over the next week. I kid ‘cause I care!
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I will have to admit, the play of my beloved Lions has me nervous for this week's game. While ragging on tOSU is so easy to do, they have looked good...and this isn't 2005. They finally realized that Teddy Ginn is a good football player and are trying to get him the ball. The result is him being able to take those long strides across the goal line with regularity.
That being said, the school is full cheaters, jerks, thieves, mental midgets and various other fools not to be trusted.
And the question on the poll about them not regarding us as a rival is more of a shame hat for us cause we haven't beaten them in Columbus in ages. That streak will end in 5 short days.
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