Tuesday, April 03, 2007

High Crimes and Misdemeanors

Just because i'm the last to know doesn't mean i can't join the fun! RUTS and BSD are both joining the Collegian in reporting that "some members" (J-King and Scirrotto but it could be as many as 10 team members) have had criminal charges levied against them. These charges are rumored to be Burglary and Assault. The burglary seems to be the much more serious charge of the two (depending on the injuries involved). The thing of it is: for the police to charge a burglary they probably need to prove intent to commit a felony and if there is no underlying felony then you probably have no burglary.

So, hopefully, all this boils down to some misdemeanor charges. Also, if the Penn State football team shows up at your house and wants to beat on you than you should be honored!

Let No Act of Ours Bring Shame!

GO STATE!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

you stole my line!

JB said...

I always do! Eat that!

Anonymous said...

What's the real story? Some are saying that someone assaulted either the girlfriend of King or Scirrotto and then the dirt bag who assaulted her filed charges just because these guys did the natural thing and defended her honor.

Rex

Anonymous said...

Scirrotto and King involved in a burglary? LOL. Yeah, Honors Students always do those things. This smells fishy to me.