Monday, September 14, 2009
Worst Tattoo in College Football?
This tattoo is especially funny when you consider that it is on a kid who has been nothing but a big ball of potential during his time at Penn State. He has shown us only flashes of being a very good football player. Just as Quarless has struggled to reach his potential on the field he has had no trouble landing himself in trouble off the field. For example, or here, or here, or here. (sigh) One wonders where he would find the time to not only imagine such a glorious tattoo but also execute it!
First, if you are going to get a tattoo proclaiming your excellence you had better fucking well be excellent and not just some kid with potential. Second, this tattoo is only good in the fact that it is a window into the soul of a kid who just doesn't get it. Third, I think Joe should suspend him for stupidity. I mean, this tattoo is just awful.
Yeee-ikes.
GO STATE! Beat TEMPLE!
Sunday, November 30, 2008
Nittany Lion Charged With DUI
(deep breathing)
Okay. James D. Sheep, AKA THE NITTANY LION, was arrested on charges of DUI. Find it all here.
Have we come so far that even the mascots can't have lives of their own? Oh yes. And, you're welcome!
A few questions:
1. Did he perform on-armed push-ups as part of sobriety tests?
2. Did his status as "greatest mascot of all time" come up?
3. Did he attempt crowd-surf his way to freedom away from pursuing officers?
4. Pathetic roaring and scratching at officers probably didn't go over well, however, did they result in more charges?
5. Fulmer cup points?
I kid because I love!
GO STATE!
Friday, November 21, 2008
Predictions and The Past
Because of MSU's potent ground attack (remember how Iowa gave the Lions fits?), and the freezing temps predicted in Happy Valley (at least they are predicting it to be clear!) neither team will crack 30 points. Final prediction:
PSU: 24
MSU: 17
In other news, Chris Bell has been sentenced for his penchant to wield a blade instead of using his big-boy-voice. He got 4 years probation. Good luck to you Chris but never darken the halls of University Park again.
How glad are you to have unloaded this guy?
GO STATE! BEAT SPARTY!
Thursday, September 04, 2008
Evans, Koroma, Quarless are suspended...balls!
This could change things.
The D-Line is now, officially, devastated. Quarless, honestly, wouldn't have been a big factor in the game anyway. Goddamnit.
If you are looking for a reasoned response, visit ZN and BSD. I'm still fucking pissed.
Let No Act Ours Bring Shame!
GO STATE! WHATSUP KOWNSLA!?!?!?!?
Wednesday, April 09, 2008
Bell = Gone
"Chris Bell, who had been previously suspended from team activities, is permanently removed from the team and will not be re-considered to be a part of the team in the future,"Sounds about right.
Now we are ever closer to discovering the exact line for immediate dismissal from the team. We already knew that it laid somewhere in-between Burglary charges (not dismissed) and Rape charges (immediate dismissal). We can now update that to the tipping point being between Burglary and Pulling-a-knife-on-your-goddamn-teammate-in-the-fucking-dining-hall-which-was-witnessed-by-assistant-coaches!!
Unreal.
RUTS brings us the police report. Peep it!
TNL reminds us not to completely freak out. Though, freaking out does seem reasonable.
I weep quietly and alone.
GO STATE!
Tuesday, April 08, 2008
Bell is Man Enough To Use A Blade!
If you were thinking that Chris Bell had an outside shot of playing in 2008 you were completely wrong. You see, Bell has "allegedly" pulled a knife on another student in the commons. Apparently general assholishness is at the top of Mr. Bell's To-Do list and not football.
This goes beyond childish pranks/mistakes. This is serious and terrible. I would banish him from the team until resolution. A guilty would equal permanent banishment. A not guilty would make me reconsider a lesser punishment.
Dammnit Bell.
Friday, April 04, 2008
Pringle to Use Al Bundy Defense!
Responding to charges related to public masturbation, Nittany Lion basketball player Stanley Pringle told police he had his hands down his pants but was not masturbating.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Victim says this:
The victim them reported hearing a "smacking sound, like Pringle's hand was smacking against the skin of his body," and said Pringle began making moaning sounds after answering his cell phone, according to the criminal complaint.To which Pringle explains:
Pringle denied to police that he was masturbating and said he has a bad habit of putting his hands down his pants, according to the criminal complaint.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the Al Bundy Defense!
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Sales Arrested and Charged
According to the Pitt Trib Review, Sales is accused of: yelling and screaming at officers, balling his hands into fists and shouting obscenities, city police said.Apparently, this all started when Sales was asked to leave the club and he became belligerent.
The only possible thing Sales could be charged with, if the above facts are the complete facts, is disorderly conduct. It would probably be a weak case at that. However, in light of the situation that PSU football finds itself in (AGAIN!) this off-season the possible repercussions from Joe could/should be quite heavy handed.
In looking at Margarita Mama's Myspace page, it is pretty clear what must've fueled Mr. Sales' rage that evening:
Nothing propels a young man to assholish behavior quite like a million Irish car bombs! The combination of Guinness and Liquor hurtles you right to the brink of insanity with startling speed!So, lets get PSU up on the big Board over at EDSBS for the Fulmer Cup!
GO STATE! STAY OUT OF TROUBLE!
*********UPDATE*************
Sales describes himself as "focused" on his myspace page. At least, it is A myspace page.
Clearly he is not terribly focused. However, let's not blow this event into anything more than what it is: a young man who probably had too much to drink and got a little out of hand. This sort of thing happens all the time. However, with the scrutiny the program has been under the past year it is tough to imagine that the repercussions will not be severe.
Friday, March 07, 2008
Apathy or Disgust?
When it comes to all of these problems, one only has two possible feelings on the subject: Apathy or Disgust?
There are valid arguments on both sides. Do you want to skewer these young men for off-field antics typical to similarly situation young adults? These violations also come in a day where blogs (like this one) and the sports media in general inform us of all these indicidents. This is opposed to an era where Joe would handle these issues himself without media attention. Do not make the assumption that no football player ever got a DUI in the 1980s. It was just that when it happened Joe got a call in the middle of the night and he made the kid run until he would never do anything like that again. This was all done w/out any media attention.
Or, do you view donning the Blue and White as a privilege? A privelege which comes with the responsibility to uphold a tradition of excellence both on and off the field?
These issues have certainly bothered me. I have managed to stay perched on my high-horse by simply telling myself that these incidents are done by just a few bad apples. However, when the headlines read:
Quarless is sixth Penn State player suspended this offseason
(emphasis added)
It becomes impossible for this to be just a couple or a few bad apples. This seems to be several players who are getting themselves in situations that make Joe decide to suspend them. What is most disturbing to me is the fact that Joe's wrath has no effect. That having to answer to Sean Lee for hurting the team has no effect. That many of these offenses are SECOND OFFENSES! For example, Baker has multiple incidents of fighting. Quarless just cannot put down the bottle. It is remarkable.
I have to unleash the disgust. Kids will be kids. But enough is enough! I know that these guys give a lot to Penn State. Check this out:
But Penn State football is both a privilege and an honor. So stop fucking it up! Not just for some crazy guy who worries to much about PSU football (me). Not just for yourselves. But for your goddamn teammates! Don't let those guys down. Because they are counting on you.
Greatness is right in front of you. You just have to reach out and take it!
Now hit those fucking weights and stay out of trouble!
GO STATE!
Wednesday, March 05, 2008
Quarless and State Patty's Day
At 12:28 a.m. Saturday, police were called about a man urinating from a balcony at 340 E. Beaver Ave. But the victim could not say what apartment the man was at or provide a description, police said.
Or...
Police came to the rescue of a lost, drunken man who was “trapped” inside the State College Area High School’s track at 650 Westerly Parkway about 2:30 a.m. Saturday. He apparently was too intoxicated to get over a 4-foot-tall fence, according to a police report. The man will be cited with public drunkenness.Nothing brings bestial side of man like some green beer!
GO STATE!
Friday, February 15, 2008
The Scirrotto Chapter of the 2007 Spring Fight Is Closed
I am compelled to show some love to RUTS who completely beat me to this story.
The only question left is how will Joe react to #7 actually pleading guilty to a crime. I really don't know that Joe will do. I'm sure he has known what Scirrotto's involvement was for quite some time and that this probably won't lead to any further serious Paterno-related-repercussions. But still. Could Joe nail him with something?
Over at RUTS he rails against the prosecutors in this case for bringing. This is completely fair and deserved. However, lets not leave the defense attorney's out of this. Check out what McGlaughlin, Scirrotto's attorney, had to say about this:
"I struggled, quite honestly -- I struggled with entering a plea," McGlaughlin told Centre County Judge Bradley P. Lunsford. "I still think this is an appropriate ARD case. I respect Mr. [Michael] Madeira's decision, but I disagree with that decision forever and a day."I don't think he struggled with anything. He did a great job for Anthony. He got several extremely serious felony charges dropped down to a minor misdemeanor in which his client will pay a fine and do some community service. He did a great job but I don't think there was even a little bit of struggling with this offer.
Congrats Anthony! You beat the man!
NOW STAY OUT OF TROUBLE AND HIT THEM WEIGHTS!
GO STATE!
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Baker, Bowman Bound for Trial
At the hearing this morning, Assistant District Attorney Steve Sloane elicited additional testimony from four witnesses who said they saw Baker and Bowman kicking or stomping a man as he lay on the ground, surrounded by about 15 other men.That is just terrible. Stomping a man as he lay on the ground? Why not stab him? I think that would be good.
GO STATE! LET NO ACT OF OURS BRING SHAME!
Thursday, November 15, 2007
Again With The Felonies?
It is good to see that Chris Baker has picked up a second Felony assault charge in the same year! Kudos! Success (at criminal acts!) with honor! Hooray! Damn your oily hides for, ruining every good Criminoles joke, knocking me (not off of my once high horse) but now into the mud!
Are there any fans who need to be/haven't yet been assaulted by the Penn State University in some way? Because Chris Baker or the PIKE fraternity should be able to hook you up! SHIT YEAH!
AWESOME!
GO STATE! BEAT SPARTY! AVOID LEGAL TROUBLES!
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Charges in Ohio St. Fan Attack
Clearly, the attack could also warrant much more serious charges of Assault, Assault with a Weapon, Disorderly Conduct, etc.I hope you all get prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
GO STATE! BEAT PURDUE! (and tailgate with respect!)
Reactions To The Video
Since the video really started to make the rounds there has been only a little done. The Collegian has a good article which basically identifies the people who have brought nothing but shame to the Penn State community. Apparently, the video was posted under the Youtube account belonging to Pi Kappa Alpha Vice President Gaetano Sacco. Not surprisingly, neither he nor the Fraternity President had any comment.
Now that we know some of the names of the people involved lets keep this investigation rolling forward! This sort of behavior will not be tolerated in civilized society let alone at an institution of higher learning! For shame, Pi Kappa Alpha! For Shame, Gaetano Sacco! You ARE NOT Penn State.
GO STATE! STAY CLASSY! BEAT PURDUE!
Monday, October 08, 2007
Off-Field Problems Continue
This is, of course, still an incredibly petty offense. However, in the current climate surrounding the team as well of questions regarding team discipline being center stage this year the repercussions could be severe.
The latest update on the alleged involvement of a football player in a sexual assault is only that the investigation continues. The only real news is that the suspect was a "starter on offense". Clearly, you don't want to jump the gun but Scott was dismissed nearly simultaneously with this news breaking. All I'm saying is that it would be a very big coincidence. WJAC-TV has the story, as does The Collegian.
GO STATE! BEAT WISCONSIN!
Saturday, October 06, 2007
Austin Scott UPDATE!
It is clear that Scott will not play today and possibly will never be back in the Blue & White again. I think Kinlaw and Royster will simply each get more carries and that will be the end of the impact on the team.
Beyond what happens on the field what the fuck is going on in Happy Valley? Fights, Felony Charges, Trials, now the specter of a sexual assault looming over the program. This is not what I expect and demand as an alumni.
GO STATE! BEAT IOWA!
Thursday, September 20, 2007
New Trial Date for Players
As far as implications for football go, it pushes the distraction back to last the entire season. It also will be weighing on these young men during bowl season.
GO STATE! BEAT MICHIGAN!
Wednesday, April 04, 2007
Assault Update
Events leading up to the assault began on the corner of High Street and East College Avenue late Saturday night, Fishel said. Police said offensive comments were made to a woman by at least one of three men, who have all been identified by police. The woman's boyfriend became angry, leading to a physical confrontation among the men, Gardner said.
So it starts on the street and then, later that night:
According to police, 11 to 12 men forced their way into a third-floor apartment at Meridian II, 646 E. College Ave., shortly after midnight and assaulted several men who were attending a party.
At least one person was struck with a bottle during the fight, Lt. John Gardner said.
Jack Britt (junior-crime, law and justice) said he was struck by a bottle and was treated at the hospital for about an hour after the incident. He said he walked away with a lump on his head and plans on pressing charges.
A third partygoer, who does not attend Penn State, was knocked to the ground and repeatedly kicked in the face, leaving him bloodied, McGarrity said.
Based off of that incident the police are considering the following charges:
"The mere fact that someone entered a residence uninvited -- that's a burglary," Gardner said, adding that the men who entered the apartment and engaged in the fight could also face simple assault, criminal trespass and criminal mischief charges.
Criminal Mischief:§ 3304. Criminal mischief. (a) Offense defined.--A person is guilty of criminal mischief if he: damages tangible property of another intentionally, recklessly, or by negligence in the employment of fire, explosives, or other dangerous means listed in section 3302(a) of this title (relating to causing or risking catastrophe); intentionally or recklessly tampers with tangible property of another so as to endanger person or property; intentionally or recklessly causes another to suffer pecuniary loss by deception or threat; or intentionally defaces or otherwise damages tangible public property or tangible property of another with graffiti by use of any aerosol spray-paint can, broad-tipped indelible marker or similar marking device; or intentionally damages real or personal property of another. (b) Grading.--Criminal mischief is a felony of the third degree if the actor intentionally causes pecuniary loss in excess of $5,000, or a substantial interruption or impairment of public communication, transportation, supply of water, gas or power, or other public service. It is a misdemeanor of the second degree if the actor intentionally causes pecuniary loss in excess of $1,000, or a misdemeanor of the third degree if he intentionally or recklessly causes pecuniary loss in excess of $500 or causes a loss in excess of $150 for a violation of subsection (a)(4). Otherwise criminal mischief is a summary offense. (c) Definition.--As used in this section, the term "graffiti" means an unauthorized inscription, word, figure, mark or design which is written, marked, etched, scratched, drawn or painted.Burglary and criminal trespass charges are felonies, Fishel said.
As you can see, this is a smörgåsbord of possible charges which each person, depending on involvement could face. It sounds like the police are considering the Burglary:§ 3502. <<Burglary>>.and Criminal trespass:
8 [(a) Offense defined.--A person is guilty of <<burglary>> if he
9 enters a building or occupied structure, or separately secured
10 or occupied portion thereof, with intent to commit a crime
11 therein, unless the premises are at the time open to the public
12 or the actor is licensed or privileged to enter.
(1) Except as provided in paragraph (2), <<burglary>> is a
25 felony of the first degree.
§ 3503. Criminal trespass.
(a) Buildings and occupied structures.--
- A person commits an offense if, knowing that he is not licensed or privileged to do so, he:
- enters, gains entry by subterfuge or surreptitiously remains in any building or occupied structure or separately secured or occupied portion thereof; or
- breaks into any building or occupied structure or separately secured or occupied portion thereof.
- An offense under paragraph (1)(I) is a felony of the third degree, and an offense under paragraph (1)(ii) is a felony of the second degree.
- As used in this subsection:
- "Breaks into"
- To gain entry by force, breaking, intimidation, unauthorized opening of locks, or through an opening not designed for human access.
(b) Defiant trespasser.--
- A person commits an offense if, knowing that he is not licensed or privileged to do so, he enters or remains in any place as to which notice against trespass is given by:
- actual communication to the actor;
- posting in a manner prescribed by law or reasonably likely to come to the attention of intruders;
- fencing or other enclosure manifestly designed to exclude intruders;
- notices posted in a manner prescribed by law or reasonably likely to come to the person's attention at each entrance of school grounds that visitors are prohibited without authorization from a designated school, center or program official; or
- an actual communication to the actor to leave school grounds as communicated by a school, center or program official, employee or agent or a law enforcement officer.
- Except as provided in paragraph (1)(v), an offense under this subsection constitutes a misdemeanor of the third degree if the offender defies an order to leave personally communicated to him by the owner of the premises or other authorized person. An offense under paragraph (1)(v) constitutes a misdemeanor of the first degree. Otherwise it is a summary offense.
(b.1) Simple trespasser.--
- A person commits an offense if, knowing that he is not licensed or privileged to do so, he enters or remains in any place for the purpose of:
- threatening or terrorizing the owner or occupant of the premises;
- starting or causing to be started any fire upon the premises; or
- defacing or damaging the premises.
- An offense under this subsection constitutes a summary offense.as the two most serious charges anyone can face.
It seems like the police aren't considering aggravated assault (with a weapon:
§ 2702. Aggravated assault.
(a) Offense defined.--A person is guilty of aggravated assault if he:
(4) attempts to cause or intentionally or knowingly causes bodily injury to another with a deadly weapon; or
for any attack with a bottle. Also, none of the injuries seem to be serious enough to consider aggravated assault charges (based on injuries:
§ 2702. Aggravated assault.
(a) Offense defined.--A person is guilty of aggravated assault if he:
.
- attempts to cause serious bodily injury to another, or causes such injury intentionally, knowingly or recklessly under circumstances manifesting extreme indifference to the value of human life;)
However, the charges the police are considering are NOT MINOR. Felonies are punishable by over a YEAR IN PRISON as a maximum penalty. I'm not saying that those are the charges which will be pursued but they are clearly thinking about filing multiple felony charges against multiple people.
The Collegian article goes on to say that players are currently being interviewed regarding the events of that night. It does not list exactly which players, it does not say what charges are being considered for any one person, it does not discuss whether anyone has retained an attorney.
This is not the programs finest hour. However, no charges have actually been filed yet and they might not be. It isn't the time to rush to conclusions, the only thing to do now is to wait.
Tuesday, April 03, 2007
High Crimes and Misdemeanors
So, hopefully, all this boils down to some misdemeanor charges. Also, if the Penn State football team shows up at your house and wants to beat on you than you should be honored!
Let No Act of Ours Bring Shame!
GO STATE!


