Again With The Felonies?

So, remember that little Hub Braw? You do? Oh, good. Charges have been filed. Please check out RUTS for a better post than this.

It is good to see that Chris Baker has picked up a second Felony assault charge in the same year! Kudos! Success (at criminal acts!) with honor! Hooray! Damn your oily hides for, ruining every good Criminoles joke, knocking me (not off of my once high horse) but now into the mud!

Are there any fans who need to be/haven't yet been assaulted by the Penn State University in some way? Because Chris Baker or the PIKE fraternity should be able to hook you up! SHIT YEAH!

AWESOME!

GO STATE! BEAT SPARTY! AVOID LEGAL TROUBLES!