Friday, April 04, 2008

Pringle to Use Al Bundy Defense!

Stanley Pringle has been charged with disorderly conduct and open lewdness for a masturbation incident in Patee library. Pringle has been kind enough to inform us of his defense:
Responding to charges related to public masturbation, Nittany Lion basketball player Stanley Pringle told police he had his hands down his pants but was not masturbating.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Victim says this:
The victim them reported hearing a "smacking sound, like Pringle's hand was smacking against the skin of his body," and said Pringle began making moaning sounds after answering his cell phone, according to the criminal complaint.
To which Pringle explains:
Pringle denied to police that he was masturbating and said he has a bad habit of putting his hands down his pants, according to the criminal complaint.


Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the Al Bundy Defense!

5 comments:

drozz said...

dammit, you beat me to it!!!!

no pun intended.

The Brewer Patriot said...

That is the worst "photoshop" I have ever seen. Hahaha.

JB said...

And yet, you love it!

BSD said...

That photoshop is so cheezy it's hilarious. Well played, sir.

JB said...

exactly!