Monday, September 14, 2009

Worst Tattoo in College Football?

I love Penn State. I think Andrew Quarless could be a very good tight end (one day). However, this has got to be one of the worst tattoos i have ever seen.

Gods Gift to women? To Football? Or do you just like polishing the guns?

This tattoo is especially funny when you consider that it is on a kid who has been nothing but a big ball of potential during his time at Penn State. He has shown us only flashes of being a very good football player. Just as Quarless has struggled to reach his potential on the field he has had no trouble landing himself in trouble off the field. For example, or here, or here, or here. (sigh) One wonders where he would find the time to not only imagine such a glorious tattoo but also execute it!

First, if you are going to get a tattoo proclaiming your excellence you had better fucking well be excellent and not just some kid with potential. Second, this tattoo is only good in the fact that it is a window into the soul of a kid who just doesn't get it. Third, I think Joe should suspend him for stupidity. I mean, this tattoo is just awful.

Yeee-ikes.

GO STATE! Beat TEMPLE!

24 comments:

CabFrancoPhile said...

I saw that tattoo last Saturday, also had to laugh. That's a ballsy move for a guy with more underage drinking citations than TDs. Well maybe he's got more TDs than citations, but it's much closer than it should be.

jd said...

i threw up a little bit when i saw that. total jackassery.

larchlion said...

Isn't this precisely the sort of kid who would get such a tattoo, filled with the entitlement and inflated self-worth of all the people who have told him how great he is, or how much potential he has??

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Anonymous said...

Yea, he'll regret that one. And he will make it to the NFL. I swear, like at least half of PSU's tight ends do, even if they were just average in college ball. Weird.

Bob's Blitz said...

Great grab. As Cab pointed out w/the citations v TDs - if that is God's Gift.....


Wonder who paid for that work?

A said...

Ironic tattoo for a player on a team that doesn't put names on the back of their jerseys because team comes first.

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Jared said...

I love that GODS is missing the apostrophe! So GODS is then just plural.

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sp2662 said...

I found a quote that Paterno once told a journalist that Quarless needs to “stop acting like god’s gift to everyone.” Maybe Paterno used the phrase when talking to Quarless himself. Not sure if this is somehow related.

Josh said...

Well if he wasn't stupid enough for getting that damn tattoo, he also forgot something: THE APOSTROPHE! Good to know the standards at Penn State are high.

blinky said...

where would you put the apostrophe? between the D and S? next to the D? next to the S?

Anonymous said...

He has had this tattoo for years. Maybe you just didn't notice it because he was riding the pine and in Joe's doghouse.

psusteelerfan11 said...

You are a disgrace. In fact, I am upset that you call yourself a Penn State fan. Commenting on something you know nothing about is something an Ohio St. or Michigan fan would do - not PSU.

Andrew Quarless grew up in a religious setting, and although he had gone a bit wayward at the beginning of college, has rededicated his life to the straight and narrow (I'm sure you don't know what that is). Andrew sees his athletic ability as God's gift TO HIM - not that he is some gift to the world. Andrew made mistakes at the beginning of his college career. However, realizing that his actions were not exactly a great way to thank God for His gift to him, he has changed his ways.

Thank you for showing little, if any, abiliyy to actually research an issue - maybe you ought to dress up in scarlet and silver and don the Buckeye jersey. Quarless's tatoo is a religious one. I should know; I go to his church.

A said...

@ psusteelerfan11

If that claim is true, I find it suspicious that Qualrles put the tattoo in a place that HE can't see and that the cameras can.

Furthermore, maybe Andrew should put the bible down and pick up a book on grammar.

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