Paterno....The Drug Mule?

This is completely hilarious. You simply must go check out RUTS who broke this and EDSBS who ran with it. You can find the article which started it all here.

Joseph Paterno, of 1245 Palm Bay Rd., was charged with trafficking cocaine after Palm Bay police spotted something being tossed out of the passenger-side window of a car he was traveling in on Monday, reports show. Paterno is being held on a $50,000 bond at the Brevard County Jail in Sharpes, reports show.

Swiped from EDSBS.

Just fantastic.

GO STATE! PROTECT YOUR GOOD NAMES!