Last year ESPN gave us one of the most ridiculous and memorable segments in the college football world. The segment was "Lou's Pep Talk". Forget the fact that Lou has a speech impediment. Forget the fact that just about every team that Lou "pepped up" lost. Forget that Lou looks like a demented gremlin who has imbibed too much Mt. Dew. The Pep Talks were odd. Very odd.ESPN has decided to go with a slightly different vehicle to highlight the excellence of their highly versatile in-studio talent. This year, ESPN gives us "Dr. Lou". I, for one, could not be happier.
Dr. Lou took calls from Tim Tebow who, lets be fair, after a summer of circumcising young boys while on a mission, has a greater claim to being a doctor than Dr. Lou. Tim asked about his chances to win another Heisman trophy. Lou babbled for a while and didn't come close to answering the question.
You can watch Dr. Lou in action here:
Dr. Lou also heard from Lloyd Carr who wanted tips on his golf game. What the fuck is that about? First, who the fuck cares about Lloyd Carr? Second, even if you do care about old Lloyd, do you honestly care about the man's short-game? Fuuuuck!
I can only imagine that some horrible fate will befall both Mr. Tebow and Mr. Carr now that they have appeared on Dr. Lou. May God have mercy on your souls.
Also, Lou's final thought may have been true, however, it had absolutely nothing to do with football. Lou has blown my mind.
GO STATE! STAY AWAY FROM DR. LOU!
1 comment:
i had to turn this off after the Tebow "phonecall".
the worldwide leader turned to Holth for skit comedy plus analysis.
i laughed harder when he predicted notre dame going 10-2 this year.
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