This is, of course, up at Deadspin.I had no idea things were going THIS badly for Michigan fans. Yikes.
GO STATE! BEAT MICHIGAN!
This is, of course, up at Deadspin."I turned around and he grabbed a hold of my testicles," Thomas said.Yikes!
"I saw a tear and an exposed testicle," Thomas (victim) said. "I panicked."No fucking shit.
This is because:Beckett's attorney said that Thomas was the aggressor and that his client defended himself only after the younger, bigger man went up to the bar to confront him.Now THAT is a trial I would like to sit in on.