Friday, October 19, 2007

The Lou Holtz (Temporarily Delayed?) Curse

Lou Holtz was not in studio for this Thursdays game in order to deliver his Pep Talk Kiss of Death. Hopefully, Lou will be back tomorrow in order to hang the best curse on the internet around some poor team's collective neck.

Will Florida get the whammy again? Would he have chosen to fire up USF despite having a lead at the half? Or will Texas Tech feel the cold, wrinkled fingers of Lou's dreaded curse upon their skin?

Only time will tell if Lou still intends on wielding this terrible power or shrinking from his awesome responsibility of crushing the dreams of men.

COME ON LOU! GIVE SOMEBODY THE BUSINESS!

GO STATE! BEAT INDIANA!

5 comments:

drozz said...
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drozz said...

i heard ol' lou is going to be "inthpiring" michigan on saturday, leading to higher than usual rates of domestic abuse in ann arbor.

JB said...

hahahahahah...Lou couldn't inspire a paper bag to hold a sandwich.

drozz said...

interesting. mgoblog is reporting that the line for the mish/illinois game has crashed to even. further proof holtz is about to unleash the "ur fooked" bomb on the stinkbears.

or hart is damaged. either is good.

JB said...

Lou Holtz will crush all who come before him!