Joepa Gameday Sign

The Buckeyes kept it classy.

"Hey, look everybody, Joe Paterno pooed his pants." (from CollegeHumor)
Too bad Joe ended up squeezing out a Cleveland steamer on the Tressel's chest.

GO STATE! ENJOY THE BYE WEEK!

Corso Dons The Head Of Brutus

Lee "I just fucked a pig" Corso donned the disgusting head of Brutus the Buckeye this morning. Oddly, it makes me feel better that Lee picked the Buckeyes.

This pretty much wrote itself.


I am an immature jerk!

GO STATE! BEAT THE BUCKEYES!

This Game Is Gonna Be HUGE!

The Lions will have their biggest game of the season on Saturday when they venture into the un-friendly confines of The Horseshoe in Columbus. All the signs are falling in for this being a very big game; students set up a miniature Paternoville for the 200 student tickets available for PSU Students.

Also, College Gameday is coming to your city, you crazy Buckeye freaks! If you read the entire article, you will be treated to a very funny quote from irrelevant Vice-Figure-Head Chris Grassi (Paternoville Coordination Committee (PCC) Vice President).

"I'm concerned about the atmosphere," Grassi said. "It's going to be absolutely crazy. In 2006, they had a great atmosphere. I can't imagine what it will be like for a night game -- insane. Not rivaling ours, but probably close."

WHEW! Dude! You completely saved it there! You were about to possibly infer/concede/suggest that Ohio State's game-time atmosphere could rival PSU's! Close one. That last little part is what really saved it. I was starting to think: "what the hell is this kid thinking! Tosu can't hold a candle to the BEAV!" Then, you brought it all back. Good job.

We are also starting to get Penn State pocasts/bloggers wondering whether Saturday's game will be the biggest of their lives! I will now make some concessions: This is a big game, I am a huge fan of the over-the-top-rhetoric, I'm ready to get really fired up for the game, and I'm apparently incredibly old. This game is big, but I don't know if it is that big.

GO STATE! BEAT THE BUCKEYES!

I Love Penn State Football!

The Lions finally take the field today to face the Chanticleers. I will be unable to watch the game live so I'll be watching it on TV at the Okatie Ale House with the rest of my PSU Alumni Group.

I previously predicted that PSU would win 53-13. I see no reason to soften this position now.

I love you all. I love Penn State football!

GO STATE!

PSU Wants Gameday Too!

This might just be the coolest college-football-related development I've seen all day! Gameday will be at Florida for their spring game.

Gameday should just go from town to town to go to spring games. It would be glorious! PSU had 70,000+ fans come to watch last years Blue-White game. Gameday consistently calls the PSU student body the best in all of college sports. Why can't we get Corso (who fucks pigs), Herby, and the whole gang out to State College on April 19th?!?!

GO STATE! GET GAMEDAY TO THE BLUE-WHITE GAME!