Arrington Curses Sports Cafe

I had posted previously about the rumors that College Football God, Lavar Arrington, was planning on Buying the Sports Cafe. The rumors were that the new bar would've been called Linebacker U. This, of course, would've been the greatest bar of old time and would've been a license to print money. However, it turns out that Kevin Anderson (current owner of the bar) had only been stringing Lavar along in order to drum up free publicity surrounding the reopening of the Sports Cafe. In short, Kevin Anderson is a despicable douchebag.

Lavar voiced his disgust in comments to The Collegian:

"I hope the plague falls upon the Sports Café," he said, adding "I hope it's rat infested. Frickin' roach infested."

Which, if you've ever been in the Sports Cafe, isn't really too big a stretch.

Lavar went on to say:

"I hope he never makes another dollar off of Sports Café," Arrington said about Anderson Thursday night.

Lavar is not completely deterred from opening up his own establishment in State College saying:

"Someway, somehow I'm still going to find way to get up there and be a part of the Penn State community that made me be who I am today," LaVar Arrington said. "I'm not going to let petty and feeble-minded individuals that are a part of this situation dictate whether I'm there or not. I'm going to find a place. ... I'm going to find my way to Penn State, I promise you that."

YES! DO IT LAVAR! You represent all that is good in PSU and we would love to have your presence in the area. If you ever open your bar give me a call and I will spend all the money I possibly could there. Don't let the Feckless Douchebags such as Kevin Anderson get you down!

You also have to think that publicly embarrassing and enraging Lavar Arrington has to be the stupidest thing you could do in life. QBs have done far less than Anderson and Lavar has sent them to collect their retirement. Troy Aikman still wakes up in a cold sweat at nights thinking about how Lavar destroyed him.

GO STATE! SUPPORT LAVAR!

Jimmy Clausen Really Wants A Whoopin'

I mean, he must. Right?

via The Big Lead.

I think this kid makes any right thinking person hate Notre Dame. Fuck.

I wish PSU played Notre Dame every year this kid was playing. It would be the most satisfying thing ever.

GO STATE!

Ohio St. Youtube Fan Attack: The Final Fallout

The criminal punishments have finally sorted themselves out in the Fan attack at Pi Kappa Alpha Fraternity at PSU. You might remember this one. It is where a bunch of feckless douchebags attacked a couple of Ohio St. fans, video taped it, and then posted it on the internet. Well, all the parties involved finally got their comeuppance, The Collegian has the story.

Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity, 417 E. Prospect Ave., paid $327 in fines and various court costs on Monday for the disorderly conduct citation police issued the chapter on Nov. 1.

This seems reasonable to me. It is clear that not only was this attack the acts of only a few douchebags but also one cannot fine a frat thousands of dollars for a fight on their premises. If you did there wouldn't be any more fraternities anywhere.

Richard Eisenberger, 20, of Easton, was the most visible person in the video and could be seen throwing an open beer can at an Ohio State University fan at close range. Eisenberger, a student at the University of Pittsburgh, was charged with disorderly conduct and harassment. His fines for the two citations totaled $537, which he paid on Nov. 15.

This guy is obviously the head turd in charge of general ass-holishness. $537 dollars seems fine. I don't really care. Because for the rest of this guy's life a Google search will turn up hundreds of articles about what a dick (Richard) this guy is. Imagine the interviews:

Boss: Mr. Eisenberger have a seat. Please tell us why you think you are qualified to be a junior analyst here at Merrill Lynch?
Eisenberger: Well, sir, I graduated from Pittsburgh University with a degree in....
Boss: hahahaha...I'm sorry. Go ahead.
Eisenberger: Like I was saying; I graduated from...
Boss: Ok, that's enough. Why did you attack those guys from Ohio State?
Eisenberger: (silence)
Boss: Well. Thanks for your time.
Eisenberger: Did I get the job?
Boss: HAHHAHAHAHAHAH, Lord no.

That's your fallout!

GO STATE! STAY CLASSY! BEAT THE AGGIES!