Lavar's Party At Sports Cafe

Much has been made about Lavar Arrington's involvement in purchasing the Sport's Cafe in downtown State College. That is until the former owner seemed to shut Lavar out of the deal, reopen the bar, and try to sell it to someone else.

Well, the new owner wants to get Lavar involved with the new establishment. Lavar posted the following on the Facebook Group: Boycott the Sport's Cafe & Grille

ok so check this out the new owner of the sports cafe wants to team up with me i told him i will throw a huge party there friday and saturday of homecoming weekend im going to host this party with my bros ROHAN MARLEY KYMANI MARLEY AND WHITEBOY FROM VH1 C U GUYS THERE IF IT WORKS OUT LOOKS LIKE I WILL BE SETTING UP SHOP THERE AFTER ALL WE R!!!!!!!!!!

This is pretty awesome if you are going to be in State College for homecoming this weekend. Lavar, if you are out there, please offer the following drinks:

The QB Killa:
A terribly strong brew of 11 types of liquor which could render Troy Aikman unable to remember his own name.

The Line Leaper:
A jaeger, voldka, and tobasco shot dropped into a Red Bull, guaranteed
to propel you over a hapless Illini offensive line!

This would be a great opportunity to party with a living legend!

GO STATE! GET FIRED UP FOR HOMECOMING!

Arrington Curses Sports Cafe

I had posted previously about the rumors that College Football God, Lavar Arrington, was planning on Buying the Sports Cafe. The rumors were that the new bar would've been called Linebacker U. This, of course, would've been the greatest bar of old time and would've been a license to print money. However, it turns out that Kevin Anderson (current owner of the bar) had only been stringing Lavar along in order to drum up free publicity surrounding the reopening of the Sports Cafe. In short, Kevin Anderson is a despicable douchebag.

Lavar voiced his disgust in comments to The Collegian:

"I hope the plague falls upon the Sports Café," he said, adding "I hope it's rat infested. Frickin' roach infested."

Which, if you've ever been in the Sports Cafe, isn't really too big a stretch.

Lavar went on to say:

"I hope he never makes another dollar off of Sports Café," Arrington said about Anderson Thursday night.

Lavar is not completely deterred from opening up his own establishment in State College saying:

"Someway, somehow I'm still going to find way to get up there and be a part of the Penn State community that made me be who I am today," LaVar Arrington said. "I'm not going to let petty and feeble-minded individuals that are a part of this situation dictate whether I'm there or not. I'm going to find a place. ... I'm going to find my way to Penn State, I promise you that."

YES! DO IT LAVAR! You represent all that is good in PSU and we would love to have your presence in the area. If you ever open your bar give me a call and I will spend all the money I possibly could there. Don't let the Feckless Douchebags such as Kevin Anderson get you down!

You also have to think that publicly embarrassing and enraging Lavar Arrington has to be the stupidest thing you could do in life. QBs have done far less than Anderson and Lavar has sent them to collect their retirement. Troy Aikman still wakes up in a cold sweat at nights thinking about how Lavar destroyed him.

GO STATE! SUPPORT LAVAR!

Sports Cafe To Be Linebacker U

The CDT is reporting, in the on-going acquisition and transformation of the Sports Cafe, that Lavar Arrington is listed on a pending liquor license transfer for the abandoned watering hole.

In more interesting news, the CDT goes on to say that, according to Borough Zoning Officer Herman Slaybaugh:

“I know it’s going to be called Linebacker U,”

This, of course, is fucking awesome.
Hopefully everything will be ready for an opening before, or on, the opening of the 2008 season. If it is ready by this fall it will instantly become a must see for all returning alumni and visiting fans. I know I have suggested it before, but Lavar, if you're listening, the following drinks HAVE TO BE AVAILABLE!

The QB Killa:

A terribly strong brew of 11 types of liquor which could render Troy
Aikman unable to remember his own name.

The Line Leaper:
A jaeger, voldka, and tobasco shot dropped into a Red Bull, guaranteed
to propel you over a hapless Illini offensive line!

Lavar, you have to make this happen buddy. Get in touch with me and I would gladly be the first to quaff such a brew. Even if you don't give me a call I may just show up demanding that they make me these drinks and then loudly proclaim what they are!

Any other drink suggestions are definitely welcome here and, should he contact me, I will pass the entire list along to Mr. Arrington!

GO STATE! GET FIRED UP FOR LINEBACKER U!